No one stamped my passport when I landed in Atlanta. Looking at it, there's no proof that I ever left the UK and I can't help but picture the really mean woman from the Manchester airport's border patrol team thinking something similar when I go back again. The reason they forgot to stamp my passport is because they were caught up in sending me over to the "random" search center so all of my (one) bags could be picked through by a man wearing latex gloves. Initially skeptical that I'd spent nearly two months abroad with only one bag, they let me go and I scurried over to my next flight.
Everyone's accents sound strange and grating, Dick Cheney is all over the television for reasons I still don't fully understand and then there were the people on the train... That's right, I took a train in America! The ticket was cheap, the scheduled time was short and I needed to get down to my parents' where my car was parked anyway, so I thought I'd give the Amtrak a shot. The first major difference from European trains is that I was given what seemed like ten feet of legroom. I can't imagine how tall someone would have to be to take advantage of all that space. Later in the journey, a 12-year-old girl sat next to me - blocking my path to the aisle right before my stop - and pulled a lever on the chair that sent out a footrest like in a reclining armchair. I was amazed.
The second major difference is that the rail lines are for the most part single track. That means that if there are two trains going in opposite directions, someone's got to wait for the other to pass. That someone will inevitably be you. In Germany, one train was going to be a whole four minutes late and it was such a big deal that they made a announcement in four languages explaining so. Here, we were forty-five minutes late and not once were advised when we'd be arriving anywhere.
But I could live with all that. I was just settling a pleasant routine of reading a few paragraphs and then watching the scenery for a few minutes when the conversation of the old people behind me jarred me out of it. Earlier they'd been talking about where they'd grown up and easy chatty things like that, so for the life of me I don't know how the conversation so suddenly became this:
"...but then you got those greenies who won't let you hurt a stalk of alfalfa."
"Oh yeah, but killing babies is fine."
"I know! And.."
Hold on. KILLING BABIES!?!???!? America, sweetie, I can't handle so much all at once. Take it easy on me! I frantically reached for my ipod, only to realize to my absolute horror that it was still in my bag above me. I, literally, jumped up, grabbed my bag and threw it on my seat, jerking my ipod out of the zippered flap. The big to do though caused only a momentary pause in their condemnation of everything that isn't right wing Christian.
"And they're taking God out of everything!"
"The schools!"
"This country was founded by..."
STUPID HOLD BUTTON! Then I was frozen as to what I actually wanted to listen to. Sara! ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS! So I pressed "OK" until music started playing (it turned out to be Alabama 3, who are not in fact from Alabama, and from the sound of it are more than three. Far better than loooooney-tics), but not before I got to hear the woman explain some scheme her niece does to get her private, religious charter school funded entirely by the government. I'm glad we're paying to foster extremism in children. Just tickles me.
My sister was waiting for me in the parking lot of the station. She'd found the place, but no one was there except for a lurching man who bore a striking resemblance to a zombie. When I texted her that I'd be late, she thought she'd explore the nearby park. What she found was some unused kids' play equipment and some grass, all virtually unused except for a group of people who also bore a resemblance to zombies. So she retreated back to the car to wait another forty minutes. I think an invasion has started.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Over the river and through the woods (updated)
Friday morning I was on a cable car at 4500ft in the Swiss Alps and by Saturday morning I was on a sailboat off the coast of Scotland. Who can say with a straight face that that isn't completely awesome? No one.
.....and wow, I just hit a wall of tired. To Be Continued, I suppose. Tomorrow I'm up bright and early to rid my bag of liquids and try to smush it into carry-on size, eat breakfast and walk across the car parks (British term) and roundabouts (another British concept!) to the airport terminal to embark on 17 hours (starting with takeoff from Manchester) of air travel joy. Yippee!
*** CONTINUED!
So yes, Friday morning I left the mountain hostel at 8:45 in the morning and climbed into a cable car bound for the Lautenbrunnen valley. The whole area had become inundated with fog and Americans overnight and I was glad that I'd been there while it'd been relatively dry and people free. Some of those Americans were on the cable car and couldn't stop telling me about how they want to move to Portland and do "something creative". I was very proud of myself in not rolling my eyes at them, and explained in a reasonable tone that Portland is kind of full of those types and they're now moving away because there aren't any jobs, creative or otherwise. ("Oregon is full. Please try our nearby locations in Idaho." That's the sign I think we ought to have on the border.)
Once at the cable car station down the mountain, I caught a bus to Lautenbrunnen itself and then a train to Interlaken. Interlaken reminds me a lot of the area near Flathead lake in Montana with gorgeous gorgeous (I can't emphasize this enough) turquoise lakes up against the spectacular mountains. From Interlaken it was a four hour train ride to Mannheim, Germany.
Because I didn't have reservations on any of these trains, if the seats were full, I had to make do without one. This wasn't an issue until I switched trains at Mannheim. The train stopped at the Frankfurt airport and was therefore full of travelers both getting off and getting there. I ended up crammed into the between-cars area along with some Germany soldiers on their way (presumably) to drill. Not one of them looked to be over 15 years old, but they were quiet, polite and friendly in a way that 15-year-olds are not physically capable of being, indicating that they actually were old enough to be in the military.
There was one more train change after that in Cologne, and then came the worst train of them all - a local route to the nowhere ville of Weeze. The train was completely packed with commuters. A group of construction workers with prematurely wrinkled skin and tattoos on their necks and each with a few teeth missing hollered at each other and opened bottles of beer using the seats. The rest of the car ran the gambit from teenagers to well-to-do types on their way home to their posh suburbs. At one point I was standing on one foot, my head stuck right below the armpit of a giant man who was talking with his friend, also smushed against me, about football. I know this because it was "blah blah blah Cottbus. blah blah blah UEFA." etc.
When I finally got to Weeze I had to miss the bus connection to the airport because the only Euros I had at that point was a fifty and I know bus drivers of all nationalities well enough to know that that would not fly. So I wandered throughout this entire suburb in search of an ATM and never found one. Instead, I bought a bunch of chocolate and some shampoo at the "Euro store" (like our dollar stores) and had them break the 50.
A few hours after that and I was in Edinburgh, once again standing in line for a bus. The first one filled up and left, the second one stopped taking anything that wasn't exact change and also left while I went to get said change, and I ended up not getting to the hostel until after midnight. As it turns out, I was only a few minutes behind a huge group of Spaniards who were at the checkout desk with an elaborate request - 6 people wanted to stay 3 nights, 4 people 2 nights and they all wanted to be in the same rooms. Being Spaniards, they are completely unfamiliar with the concepts of a line and personal space and I kept having visions like Jason Statham's character in Mean Machine where he goes on kung-fu rampages and breaks everyone's arms. Finally, I got my room assignment and after climbing four flights of stairs was pleased to discover that there was no one else in my room. The charm quickly wore off though when it became apparent that the English girls next door were going to be obnoxious. It was someone's birthday and instead of celebrating in the pub down the hall which was open until 5, they took turns slamming the door, screaming at each other in the hall, then pounding on the door demanding to be let back in. This continued until it was light out (which at that latitude happens at about 4:30) when it went mysteriously silent. I can only hope they went outside for a smoke and got arrested. Karma has to come through sometimes, right?
Edinburgh looks a bit different that the last time I left there early in the morning. The length of Princess street (the road that runs opposite the gigantic castle and is full of shops and bagpipers, ordinarily) is closed and in pieces due to the construction of a tram line. I'm not sure the road, or the city for that matter, is big enough to warrant a tram, but whatever. Hopefully they'll ban cars from there and it'll be slightly less stressful dodging kilted drunkards in the future.
A short train ride through the fog later I was standing on the edge of George Square in Glasgow. I could hear what sounded like a parade in the distance, but as it didn't seem to be getting any closer I couldn't tell what it was. Apparently, it was a parade, but they were marching in place for ten minutes just to hold up my friends who were on the way to pick me up. Not so long after that, and a trip on a row boat, I was on an honest-to-god sailboat!
I'd never been sailing before, so I was pretty pumped. It's a lot less scary than a highspeed ski boat, since it seems to move in slow motion in comparison. But scenery is way better than what you see when you're clinging onto the seat trying not to fly out onto the water skier behind you. In fact, although there's a little more work involved with making it go in the direction you want it to go (not that I had anything to do with that. I just sat there and tried not to get in the way), it's actually pretty relaxing. The weather, being Scotland, was rainy and then sunny and then windy and then still and then sunnyrainywindy all at once. I didn't take any pictures because I was wearing four layers and my camera was somewhere in layer two. For my sake that was a good thing, since I didn't get cold until the very end, but holy crap was I chilly once it did hit.
So there ya have it. The European tale of how one gets from the Alps to sea level in 24 hours. I suppose I could do that at home. But I haven't and can't imagine how I would do it using nearly entirely public transportation.
.....and wow, I just hit a wall of tired. To Be Continued, I suppose. Tomorrow I'm up bright and early to rid my bag of liquids and try to smush it into carry-on size, eat breakfast and walk across the car parks (British term) and roundabouts (another British concept!) to the airport terminal to embark on 17 hours (starting with takeoff from Manchester) of air travel joy. Yippee!
*** CONTINUED!
So yes, Friday morning I left the mountain hostel at 8:45 in the morning and climbed into a cable car bound for the Lautenbrunnen valley. The whole area had become inundated with fog and Americans overnight and I was glad that I'd been there while it'd been relatively dry and people free. Some of those Americans were on the cable car and couldn't stop telling me about how they want to move to Portland and do "something creative". I was very proud of myself in not rolling my eyes at them, and explained in a reasonable tone that Portland is kind of full of those types and they're now moving away because there aren't any jobs, creative or otherwise. ("Oregon is full. Please try our nearby locations in Idaho." That's the sign I think we ought to have on the border.)
Once at the cable car station down the mountain, I caught a bus to Lautenbrunnen itself and then a train to Interlaken. Interlaken reminds me a lot of the area near Flathead lake in Montana with gorgeous gorgeous (I can't emphasize this enough) turquoise lakes up against the spectacular mountains. From Interlaken it was a four hour train ride to Mannheim, Germany.
Because I didn't have reservations on any of these trains, if the seats were full, I had to make do without one. This wasn't an issue until I switched trains at Mannheim. The train stopped at the Frankfurt airport and was therefore full of travelers both getting off and getting there. I ended up crammed into the between-cars area along with some Germany soldiers on their way (presumably) to drill. Not one of them looked to be over 15 years old, but they were quiet, polite and friendly in a way that 15-year-olds are not physically capable of being, indicating that they actually were old enough to be in the military.
There was one more train change after that in Cologne, and then came the worst train of them all - a local route to the nowhere ville of Weeze. The train was completely packed with commuters. A group of construction workers with prematurely wrinkled skin and tattoos on their necks and each with a few teeth missing hollered at each other and opened bottles of beer using the seats. The rest of the car ran the gambit from teenagers to well-to-do types on their way home to their posh suburbs. At one point I was standing on one foot, my head stuck right below the armpit of a giant man who was talking with his friend, also smushed against me, about football. I know this because it was "blah blah blah Cottbus. blah blah blah UEFA." etc.
When I finally got to Weeze I had to miss the bus connection to the airport because the only Euros I had at that point was a fifty and I know bus drivers of all nationalities well enough to know that that would not fly. So I wandered throughout this entire suburb in search of an ATM and never found one. Instead, I bought a bunch of chocolate and some shampoo at the "Euro store" (like our dollar stores) and had them break the 50.
A few hours after that and I was in Edinburgh, once again standing in line for a bus. The first one filled up and left, the second one stopped taking anything that wasn't exact change and also left while I went to get said change, and I ended up not getting to the hostel until after midnight. As it turns out, I was only a few minutes behind a huge group of Spaniards who were at the checkout desk with an elaborate request - 6 people wanted to stay 3 nights, 4 people 2 nights and they all wanted to be in the same rooms. Being Spaniards, they are completely unfamiliar with the concepts of a line and personal space and I kept having visions like Jason Statham's character in Mean Machine where he goes on kung-fu rampages and breaks everyone's arms. Finally, I got my room assignment and after climbing four flights of stairs was pleased to discover that there was no one else in my room. The charm quickly wore off though when it became apparent that the English girls next door were going to be obnoxious. It was someone's birthday and instead of celebrating in the pub down the hall which was open until 5, they took turns slamming the door, screaming at each other in the hall, then pounding on the door demanding to be let back in. This continued until it was light out (which at that latitude happens at about 4:30) when it went mysteriously silent. I can only hope they went outside for a smoke and got arrested. Karma has to come through sometimes, right?
Edinburgh looks a bit different that the last time I left there early in the morning. The length of Princess street (the road that runs opposite the gigantic castle and is full of shops and bagpipers, ordinarily) is closed and in pieces due to the construction of a tram line. I'm not sure the road, or the city for that matter, is big enough to warrant a tram, but whatever. Hopefully they'll ban cars from there and it'll be slightly less stressful dodging kilted drunkards in the future.
A short train ride through the fog later I was standing on the edge of George Square in Glasgow. I could hear what sounded like a parade in the distance, but as it didn't seem to be getting any closer I couldn't tell what it was. Apparently, it was a parade, but they were marching in place for ten minutes just to hold up my friends who were on the way to pick me up. Not so long after that, and a trip on a row boat, I was on an honest-to-god sailboat!
I'd never been sailing before, so I was pretty pumped. It's a lot less scary than a highspeed ski boat, since it seems to move in slow motion in comparison. But scenery is way better than what you see when you're clinging onto the seat trying not to fly out onto the water skier behind you. In fact, although there's a little more work involved with making it go in the direction you want it to go (not that I had anything to do with that. I just sat there and tried not to get in the way), it's actually pretty relaxing. The weather, being Scotland, was rainy and then sunny and then windy and then still and then sunnyrainywindy all at once. I didn't take any pictures because I was wearing four layers and my camera was somewhere in layer two. For my sake that was a good thing, since I didn't get cold until the very end, but holy crap was I chilly once it did hit.
So there ya have it. The European tale of how one gets from the Alps to sea level in 24 hours. I suppose I could do that at home. But I haven't and can't imagine how I would do it using nearly entirely public transportation.
Squatter Go Home*
I think I’m permanently tired. Despite having gotten a good night’s sleep finally on Saturday, I was still a little groggy Sunday morning. But there was some sunshine and we walked through a park with trees and people attempting to play soccer and rugby. It was all very nice, but something was bugging me. Later on in the afternoon there was a sudden downpour and along with it came a wave of melancholy.
What the hell am I going to do when I get home? I was definitely ready to leave Europe and I have no regrets about changing my schedule to do so. It’s the actual being back that I’m not as ready for. I have no job and Craigslist employment listings are nearly entirely spam thanks to the economy; school doesn’t start until June 20-something; the house bands have broken up and the only live music going on in the basement is a band composed mainly of outsiders and their girlfriends who come over to practice a couple times a week, drink all our beer and don’t talk to anyone else; the roommates upstairs work all the time and therefore can’t go out; the roommate downstairs is unemployed and therefore can’t go out; my car is 80 miles south at my parent’s house and I can’t drive it anyway due to my license expiring while I was away; and my soccer team is overflowing with girls and I think I’ve lost my place. All these things are circling around one fixed image in my head: my bed as I left it two months ago, stripped to the mattress cover, strewn with papers and gadgets that I didn’t want to bring, clean clothes that didn’t get put away, and most importantly, a lump of dirty sheets that didn’t make it into the washer back in March. So instead of plopping into bed after 20 hours of traveling, I get to either do laundry or walk to the store and buy a new set of linens.
The first few days back are always like traveling anyway. There’s a new currency to deal with and I have to remember to either break my twenty (cuz ATMs don’t spit out anything smaller) inside the airport or be prepared to catch $16 from the MAX ticket machine in dollar-coins that hardly anyone even knows exist and therefore are difficult to spend. Then there’s walking from the station back to the house with all my stuff (and possibly sixteen dollars in coins), figuring out the bus schedule on Wednesday in order to go to the DMV and renew my license and making sure I have the right change to even get on the bus, possibly taking the dreaded Greyhound down to the parents’ or having to clean the house in order for them to come up to Portland.
What a complainer! I may post some more later, but I've got to get something to eat before I pass out.
*Anti-Flag song that came up on itunes this morning and has been stuck in my head ever since.
What the hell am I going to do when I get home? I was definitely ready to leave Europe and I have no regrets about changing my schedule to do so. It’s the actual being back that I’m not as ready for. I have no job and Craigslist employment listings are nearly entirely spam thanks to the economy; school doesn’t start until June 20-something; the house bands have broken up and the only live music going on in the basement is a band composed mainly of outsiders and their girlfriends who come over to practice a couple times a week, drink all our beer and don’t talk to anyone else; the roommates upstairs work all the time and therefore can’t go out; the roommate downstairs is unemployed and therefore can’t go out; my car is 80 miles south at my parent’s house and I can’t drive it anyway due to my license expiring while I was away; and my soccer team is overflowing with girls and I think I’ve lost my place. All these things are circling around one fixed image in my head: my bed as I left it two months ago, stripped to the mattress cover, strewn with papers and gadgets that I didn’t want to bring, clean clothes that didn’t get put away, and most importantly, a lump of dirty sheets that didn’t make it into the washer back in March. So instead of plopping into bed after 20 hours of traveling, I get to either do laundry or walk to the store and buy a new set of linens.
The first few days back are always like traveling anyway. There’s a new currency to deal with and I have to remember to either break my twenty (cuz ATMs don’t spit out anything smaller) inside the airport or be prepared to catch $16 from the MAX ticket machine in dollar-coins that hardly anyone even knows exist and therefore are difficult to spend. Then there’s walking from the station back to the house with all my stuff (and possibly sixteen dollars in coins), figuring out the bus schedule on Wednesday in order to go to the DMV and renew my license and making sure I have the right change to even get on the bus, possibly taking the dreaded Greyhound down to the parents’ or having to clean the house in order for them to come up to Portland.
What a complainer! I may post some more later, but I've got to get something to eat before I pass out.
*Anti-Flag song that came up on itunes this morning and has been stuck in my head ever since.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Argh, my legs!
For having finished hiking by noon, I am absurdly sore. Granted, the trail was straight up, straight down and covered with snow in areas, but still.
The scenery here in the Alps is a lot like what you'd see in the Rockies and in parts of the Cascades. The difference is that after seeing a waterfall, hiking though the woods and scurrying up rock slopes, you can stop for lunch at a restaurant and have a hot meal with a cold beer. Civilization is always right around the corner, which is weird for a girl from the Pacific Northwest. Getting out to places like this at home require driving for hours and probably hiking for awhile too. Hope you brought your own beer and hotdogs too, because there isn't a store for miles.
Speaking of which, I just bought a huge tub of yogurt and I may have to rescue it from the hosteler horde that just showed up.
The scenery here in the Alps is a lot like what you'd see in the Rockies and in parts of the Cascades. The difference is that after seeing a waterfall, hiking though the woods and scurrying up rock slopes, you can stop for lunch at a restaurant and have a hot meal with a cold beer. Civilization is always right around the corner, which is weird for a girl from the Pacific Northwest. Getting out to places like this at home require driving for hours and probably hiking for awhile too. Hope you brought your own beer and hotdogs too, because there isn't a store for miles.
Speaking of which, I just bought a huge tub of yogurt and I may have to rescue it from the hosteler horde that just showed up.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Paris!
For whatever reason I wasn't as excited about Paris as everyone else seemed to expect me to be. "Ohhhhh, you're going to Paris? That's amazing! I'm jealous!" I don't know if it was the rumors of rudeness or my lack of French language skills, but I just wasn't enthused.
But as it turned out, I loved the place. Once I figured out the Metro (subway), checked into my hotel without any problems, I relaxed a bit. My first full day was a Sunday and I got up early to catch breakfast, which consisted of a croissant, a piece of bread (a good piece of bread though) and a cup of coffee. I planned to see as many sights as I could until I got tired. Knowing my endurance levels, that would mean I'd be done after about two sights. But it being Sunday, there were no crowds, so my tolerance held out long enough to take to nearly every Parisian attraction that isn't a museum and one actual museum. I was done by about two. Lunch consisted of a loaf of bread and a box of strawberries which I ate at the botanical gardens. Yes, it was wonderful. Even the birds wanted in on it.
The next day I went the Louvre and spent hours looking at the Middle Eastern stuff, breezed through the Italian painters, saw the line for the Mona Lisa and refused. I'm *still* not sold on that. On the way back to the hotel I decided to forgo my usual grocery store cold lunch and eat at a cafe. I ate pasta that was so good I actually thought I was going to die. If Americans have anything to be ashamed of it's what we've done to the pepperoni. After a nap, I finished off the evening at the Gardens of Luxembourg which was really big park with an even bigger building with cool oddly dressed security guys patrolling it.
And then it was time to go. I could go there again. I could spend time in the rest of France too and it surprises me to say that.
But as it turned out, I loved the place. Once I figured out the Metro (subway), checked into my hotel without any problems, I relaxed a bit. My first full day was a Sunday and I got up early to catch breakfast, which consisted of a croissant, a piece of bread (a good piece of bread though) and a cup of coffee. I planned to see as many sights as I could until I got tired. Knowing my endurance levels, that would mean I'd be done after about two sights. But it being Sunday, there were no crowds, so my tolerance held out long enough to take to nearly every Parisian attraction that isn't a museum and one actual museum. I was done by about two. Lunch consisted of a loaf of bread and a box of strawberries which I ate at the botanical gardens. Yes, it was wonderful. Even the birds wanted in on it.
The next day I went the Louvre and spent hours looking at the Middle Eastern stuff, breezed through the Italian painters, saw the line for the Mona Lisa and refused. I'm *still* not sold on that. On the way back to the hotel I decided to forgo my usual grocery store cold lunch and eat at a cafe. I ate pasta that was so good I actually thought I was going to die. If Americans have anything to be ashamed of it's what we've done to the pepperoni. After a nap, I finished off the evening at the Gardens of Luxembourg which was really big park with an even bigger building with cool oddly dressed security guys patrolling it.
And then it was time to go. I could go there again. I could spend time in the rest of France too and it surprises me to say that.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Well folks, that's it
I'm tired. I had fun, but it's time to go home. Well, it's almost time. I'm flying outta the UK again (I think the reason their flights to the US are so cheap is because no one wants to deal with their immigration authorities. I'm already dreading it) and I'll be home on the 19th.
I'll check in here again when I'm feeling more awake. I just spent three hours booking flights/hostels and making sure there were train connections that could get me where I needed to be on time. Still need to get reservations for a few trains that require them.
I'll check in here again when I'm feeling more awake. I just spent three hours booking flights/hostels and making sure there were train connections that could get me where I needed to be on time. Still need to get reservations for a few trains that require them.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Real Time Update
I'm terrible, aren't I? A week of blogging past due and here I am adding more stupid stuff.
The problem, ya see, with "space brownies" is that I sit down to do something (write this blog) then forget what I'm doing (presumably something to do with this blog since the tab is open) and say "oh shit, what was I doing?" Pretty soon hours have gone by, except that it's only been fifteen minutes.
It's been a pretty chill day here nearish Amsterdam. It's my birthday too. I didn't do much, but it was nice in and of itself. Took a walk through a huge, gorgeous park nearby on my way to the city to pick up aforementioned brownies. Not only did the park look exactly like the countryside in Pennsylvania, it even smelled and sounded like PA! Everything is lush and in bloom and the temperature is just mild enough that everyone's out and about, walking, riding bikes, being tourists in their own country.
I came back to eat my treat and do some laundry, but I ended up talking to the Latvian who works at reception on the weekends. He speaks more English than Dutch, so he was happy to chat while instructing me how to use the washer (they do work differently over here and it can be tricky). I came out of my room a few hours later to find him folding my underwear. I had earlier changed a load of sheets out for him to move along the queue and he was just returning the favor. Still, we were both amused and a little embarrassed. I like encounters like this while traveling. It doesn't have to be a native of the country you're visiting to be a worthy conversation.
The rest of the day I guess has been spent trying to remember what I was doing before I sat down to.... oh what the hell. I've watched some soccer and I've shopped around a bit for plane ticket prices home. Yes folks, I am contemplating heading home early. I've had a wonderful trip so far and I'd like it to stay at that state. But I'm tired, the little things are starting to add up (physically, and I guess monetarily, too) and I'm worried that I may start to dislike the trip and forget all the good parts. I've been gone five weeks already. That's a decent trip in and of itself! After the Swiss portion it will have been eight countries in six weeks.
I'm going to sleep on it and think about it on the train tomorrow and I'll report back then.
The problem, ya see, with "space brownies" is that I sit down to do something (write this blog) then forget what I'm doing (presumably something to do with this blog since the tab is open) and say "oh shit, what was I doing?" Pretty soon hours have gone by, except that it's only been fifteen minutes.
It's been a pretty chill day here nearish Amsterdam. It's my birthday too. I didn't do much, but it was nice in and of itself. Took a walk through a huge, gorgeous park nearby on my way to the city to pick up aforementioned brownies. Not only did the park look exactly like the countryside in Pennsylvania, it even smelled and sounded like PA! Everything is lush and in bloom and the temperature is just mild enough that everyone's out and about, walking, riding bikes, being tourists in their own country.
I came back to eat my treat and do some laundry, but I ended up talking to the Latvian who works at reception on the weekends. He speaks more English than Dutch, so he was happy to chat while instructing me how to use the washer (they do work differently over here and it can be tricky). I came out of my room a few hours later to find him folding my underwear. I had earlier changed a load of sheets out for him to move along the queue and he was just returning the favor. Still, we were both amused and a little embarrassed. I like encounters like this while traveling. It doesn't have to be a native of the country you're visiting to be a worthy conversation.
The rest of the day I guess has been spent trying to remember what I was doing before I sat down to.... oh what the hell. I've watched some soccer and I've shopped around a bit for plane ticket prices home. Yes folks, I am contemplating heading home early. I've had a wonderful trip so far and I'd like it to stay at that state. But I'm tired, the little things are starting to add up (physically, and I guess monetarily, too) and I'm worried that I may start to dislike the trip and forget all the good parts. I've been gone five weeks already. That's a decent trip in and of itself! After the Swiss portion it will have been eight countries in six weeks.
I'm going to sleep on it and think about it on the train tomorrow and I'll report back then.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Oh Crap: An Apology
As you might imagine, I've met a lot of cool people so far on this trip. And at every "goodbye" or "see you later" I hand someone my email address and cheerfully say, "Look me up on Facebook!"
Only I've just realized, while riding the train and totally not even on the internet, that my regular email address isn't connected with my Facebook account. Whooooooops!
I feel like those girls in high school that would give out fake phone numbers to the guys they'd meet while playing basketball away games. I was never one of those girls, by the way. Well, I was a basketball player, just not one of the fake-phone-number-giver-outers. In fact was often the one whose phone number was handed over as a joke, so I'd end up getting crank calls once the boys found out they'd been had. Man do girls suck.
Anyway, to the people who aren't reading this blog because they don't know how to find me on the internet, SORRY!!! I didn't mean to mislead you!
** UPDATE - my regular email address is now attach to my profile. Probably too little too late, but whatever.
Only I've just realized, while riding the train and totally not even on the internet, that my regular email address isn't connected with my Facebook account. Whooooooops!
I feel like those girls in high school that would give out fake phone numbers to the guys they'd meet while playing basketball away games. I was never one of those girls, by the way. Well, I was a basketball player, just not one of the fake-phone-number-giver-outers. In fact was often the one whose phone number was handed over as a joke, so I'd end up getting crank calls once the boys found out they'd been had. Man do girls suck.
Anyway, to the people who aren't reading this blog because they don't know how to find me on the internet, SORRY!!! I didn't mean to mislead you!
** UPDATE - my regular email address is now attach to my profile. Probably too little too late, but whatever.
Good moment in the chunnel, er, after the chunnel
The Eurostar train between London and Paris is strange. Since London is right on the water, I sort of imagined the majority of the trip would be through a tunnel, but the actual under-the-sea portion was very short and wasn't announced, so I wasn't even aware it was happening until we came out into sunshine and my phone buzzed welcoming me to France and to say that it will cost approximately one million Euros to use my phone.
Speaking of fortunes forked over, 2nd class was sold out, so I was forced to purchase a ticket in 1st class. Since I've been forced into first class a few times this trip, I'm starting to get over my modesty about it. Yes, the champagne really is free. So is the food. Really, you can eat it and even get refills! And for the wooziness-inducing price tag, you better drink all the champagne you can stomach.
And the servers in this particular car were absolutely gorgeous. As they kept filling my glass with champagne and wine I got more and more smiley. One of them who was working the other side of the car was particularly model-worthy and he kept stopping by my seat to say something in French and wink. Near the end of the trip he asked if I was doing OK and I replied with a "Mm hmm." In a friendly mocking way he responded in the most French sounding grunt I've heard outside of Beauty and the Beast, "Mmuh-huh!" I couldn't help it. I stuck my head into the window, which looked out to rolling green fields and cute houses, and straight up giggled for an entire two minutes. A good entrance to Paris, I'd say.
Speaking of fortunes forked over, 2nd class was sold out, so I was forced to purchase a ticket in 1st class. Since I've been forced into first class a few times this trip, I'm starting to get over my modesty about it. Yes, the champagne really is free. So is the food. Really, you can eat it and even get refills! And for the wooziness-inducing price tag, you better drink all the champagne you can stomach.
And the servers in this particular car were absolutely gorgeous. As they kept filling my glass with champagne and wine I got more and more smiley. One of them who was working the other side of the car was particularly model-worthy and he kept stopping by my seat to say something in French and wink. Near the end of the trip he asked if I was doing OK and I replied with a "Mm hmm." In a friendly mocking way he responded in the most French sounding grunt I've heard outside of Beauty and the Beast, "Mmuh-huh!" I couldn't help it. I stuck my head into the window, which looked out to rolling green fields and cute houses, and straight up giggled for an entire two minutes. A good entrance to Paris, I'd say.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Real Time Update Before the Backtracks
I'm in Brugges. I am drunk. I just watched a shitty football match in which one team didn't play and my favorite player on the other team was sent off in a ridiculous decision and therefore denied the opportunity to play in the final even if the powers that be recognize that it was a ridiculous decision. Couldn't he have sent off Ronaldo or something? Bah.
Aaaaanyway. I ate a whole ton of spaghetti this evening for the low, low price of 3 Euro. No shit. I tried to order the large, but the guy (owner/server/bartender) pointed to this bucket a guy at the next table was eating out of and said, "that's a small. You sure you want a large?" Thank god too, I'm still full and that was hours ago. Best deal in all of Europe, I think.
The train station in Brugges is about ten minutes south of town, walking. En route, there are canals and trees and flowers. In the distance you can see old Gothic churches and things. But there's a carnival in town and as you get closer a few rides start appearing. The first section of the carnival was done up in the typical carnival way - lots of pink and flashing lights and things - and each ride had it own awful techno song blasting out of it. This one particular ride had a song with a chorus of "put your hands up! put your hands up! put your hands up IN THE AIR!!! *whum whum whum*" The ride was full of middle-aged Belgian men (all of whom sort of looked like a chubbier version of the Swiss banker in Casino Royale) with gaping grins, pumping their hands in the air to the tune of the song. It was one of those situations where no one else thought it was unusual or funny, so I couldn't laugh lest I look like the insane woman, which of course just made it even funnier. I've been giggling about it all day.
I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow. I'm currently standing in the kitchen adjacent to the bar in order to utilize the outlet to charge my laptop. My room is full of more drunk Australians than there are beds who are lamenting having been just robbed. And while being robbed is surely terrible while in a foreign country, their biggest complaint is that they had just gotten drugs. One girl even complained that it was her dad's credit card that had been stolen. Oh boo hoo, "Daddy can't pay for anything for a whole two days or something!" Wahhhhh!
More on annoying tourists and the really wealthy (and the really wealthy who don't realize it) later.
Aaaaanyway. I ate a whole ton of spaghetti this evening for the low, low price of 3 Euro. No shit. I tried to order the large, but the guy (owner/server/bartender) pointed to this bucket a guy at the next table was eating out of and said, "that's a small. You sure you want a large?" Thank god too, I'm still full and that was hours ago. Best deal in all of Europe, I think.
The train station in Brugges is about ten minutes south of town, walking. En route, there are canals and trees and flowers. In the distance you can see old Gothic churches and things. But there's a carnival in town and as you get closer a few rides start appearing. The first section of the carnival was done up in the typical carnival way - lots of pink and flashing lights and things - and each ride had it own awful techno song blasting out of it. This one particular ride had a song with a chorus of "put your hands up! put your hands up! put your hands up IN THE AIR!!! *whum whum whum*" The ride was full of middle-aged Belgian men (all of whom sort of looked like a chubbier version of the Swiss banker in Casino Royale) with gaping grins, pumping their hands in the air to the tune of the song. It was one of those situations where no one else thought it was unusual or funny, so I couldn't laugh lest I look like the insane woman, which of course just made it even funnier. I've been giggling about it all day.
I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow. I'm currently standing in the kitchen adjacent to the bar in order to utilize the outlet to charge my laptop. My room is full of more drunk Australians than there are beds who are lamenting having been just robbed. And while being robbed is surely terrible while in a foreign country, their biggest complaint is that they had just gotten drugs. One girl even complained that it was her dad's credit card that had been stolen. Oh boo hoo, "Daddy can't pay for anything for a whole two days or something!" Wahhhhh!
More on annoying tourists and the really wealthy (and the really wealthy who don't realize it) later.
Sorrento day two
I only had a half day in Sorrento before my weird one night side trip to London, so I decided to kill the few hours I had there by doing what I always do - walking around and taking pictures of pretty things.
I found a nice viewpoint that wasn't monopolized by some posh hotel and sat for a bit, watching boats leave and return and snapped some pics. Then I walked through some gardens, past a small soccer stadium and lamented that I hadn't rented a motorbike of some sort. As I rounded the corner, a guy on a scooter made a U-turn, stopped and said, "Excuse me, are you from the United States?"
"Yes."
"Would you like to get a coffee?"
"Sure."
"Bravo! Hop on my scooter."
So off we went. It sure is tough being an American girl in Europe. I got a ride on a scooter, a coffee, and a kiss from a cute Italian all by 11:30 in the morning. Now that's how to spend a day in Italia.
I found a nice viewpoint that wasn't monopolized by some posh hotel and sat for a bit, watching boats leave and return and snapped some pics. Then I walked through some gardens, past a small soccer stadium and lamented that I hadn't rented a motorbike of some sort. As I rounded the corner, a guy on a scooter made a U-turn, stopped and said, "Excuse me, are you from the United States?"
"Yes."
"Would you like to get a coffee?"
"Sure."
"Bravo! Hop on my scooter."
So off we went. It sure is tough being an American girl in Europe. I got a ride on a scooter, a coffee, and a kiss from a cute Italian all by 11:30 in the morning. Now that's how to spend a day in Italia.
Naples/Sorrento
I got on this local train without looking at the arrival time from Rome to Naples. This left me wondering all two hours of it just when exactly I was going to get there. We stopped at every conceivable stopping point and a few that I didn't even consider conceivable. Despite that, it was a beautiful ride along the coastline with mountains and vineyards on the other side and it we did roll into Naples at a reasonable hour.
I'd heard stories about the area surrounding the Naples train station as being the most dangerous in Western Europe, so I was on the lookout as I tried to figure out the really local train service. As it turned out, everyone who works for the trains down that way speaks perfect English and is super nice to boot. In southern Europe, who knew? Anyway, about a half hour later I rolled into Pompeii.
Dude, POMPEII! Actually seeing a the few mummified bodies they have left there - still in the positions they died in, covering their mouths or heads - was a little gruesome and made me a slightly more somber tourist as I clicked away photos of the former Roman town. When I was tired of that, I left, went to Sorrento and found my hostel. Simple as that. I'm beginning to realize that I don't need to do things ALL DAY LONG to have a successful Europe trip.
I'd heard stories about the area surrounding the Naples train station as being the most dangerous in Western Europe, so I was on the lookout as I tried to figure out the really local train service. As it turned out, everyone who works for the trains down that way speaks perfect English and is super nice to boot. In southern Europe, who knew? Anyway, about a half hour later I rolled into Pompeii.
Dude, POMPEII! Actually seeing a the few mummified bodies they have left there - still in the positions they died in, covering their mouths or heads - was a little gruesome and made me a slightly more somber tourist as I clicked away photos of the former Roman town. When I was tired of that, I left, went to Sorrento and found my hostel. Simple as that. I'm beginning to realize that I don't need to do things ALL DAY LONG to have a successful Europe trip.
Rome
I already blogged about the first two days (see the post about the nuns), so here's my third, which is a good example of my ideal day on vacation in Europe:
Morning - chatted with Canadian boy; went to museum about Roman archaeology that was a four minute walk away from my hotel.
Afternoon - chatted with Canadian; drank coffee and chatted with Canadian; checked email, booked hostel beds through the 15th; drank some beer and chatted with Canadian; went to grocery store.
Evening - ate dinner and chatted with Canadian and some French women; met American boy and along with the Canadian went to an Irish bar to watch the Man Utd - Arsenal match; got very drunk; argued with American about religion; met more Americans; staggered to our hotel through a sketchy shortcut; got home at 3am.
Morning - chatted with Canadian boy; went to museum about Roman archaeology that was a four minute walk away from my hotel.
Afternoon - chatted with Canadian; drank coffee and chatted with Canadian; checked email, booked hostel beds through the 15th; drank some beer and chatted with Canadian; went to grocery store.
Evening - ate dinner and chatted with Canadian and some French women; met American boy and along with the Canadian went to an Irish bar to watch the Man Utd - Arsenal match; got very drunk; argued with American about religion; met more Americans; staggered to our hotel through a sketchy shortcut; got home at 3am.
Florence 26th
Ate breakfast for the first time in I'm not sure how long then trotted down to the Uffizi where I waited in line for three and a half hours. In the gallery I saw some stuff. What I saw I don't know because all I remember is standing in line.
The next day I checked out, left my luggage for a few minutes while I went down to the Duomo to take pictures of it. It was a neat building, but the line outside to see whatever's inside made me queasy.
The next day I checked out, left my luggage for a few minutes while I went down to the Duomo to take pictures of it. It was a neat building, but the line outside to see whatever's inside made me queasy.
Monday, May 4, 2009
I can't do it
I know i've been promising a blog for awhile now but I simply can't do it with this French keyboard. Tomorrow (you've heard that before) I have wifi and will therefore be able to type without anger and maybe even upload some pictures.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
It's a Conspiracy
The citizens of London have been keeping a centuries old secret about the weather there. They've employed artists and especially musicians to perpetuate the myth that London is cold, rainy and foggy all the time. The truth is that it's perfectly pleasant weather nearly always and sometimes actually hot. There's probably a white sand beach accessible by the Tube as well.
My brief time in the UK has been perfectly pleasant, if a bit pricey. Everyone I've met seems to be in a good mood, smiles at my accent when I talk and offers directions and advice without me even asking. Maybe I'm just used to the pushy and impatient Spaniards and Italians. Last night I drank a Guinness and ate a burger (let's not talk about how much that cost), had a BATH (I nearly drowned it was so nice) and this morning I got a big breakfast. The Underground experience was only slightly confusing and that was due mostly to the ticket machines not accepting bills/cards/coins/whatever and the huge lines that went behind them. There were crowds of football fans headed to their various games, singing different songs which echoed throughout the tunnels.
Stansted airport, by the way, is in the middle of nowhere. Don't let them tell you it's the London-Stansted airport. It's a 55 minute train ride through green fields and forests before you get to London. You can't even see the city from the airplane on the way in. It is however probably the least stressful airport in London if not the UK.
More about Italy later.
My brief time in the UK has been perfectly pleasant, if a bit pricey. Everyone I've met seems to be in a good mood, smiles at my accent when I talk and offers directions and advice without me even asking. Maybe I'm just used to the pushy and impatient Spaniards and Italians. Last night I drank a Guinness and ate a burger (let's not talk about how much that cost), had a BATH (I nearly drowned it was so nice) and this morning I got a big breakfast. The Underground experience was only slightly confusing and that was due mostly to the ticket machines not accepting bills/cards/coins/whatever and the huge lines that went behind them. There were crowds of football fans headed to their various games, singing different songs which echoed throughout the tunnels.
Stansted airport, by the way, is in the middle of nowhere. Don't let them tell you it's the London-Stansted airport. It's a 55 minute train ride through green fields and forests before you get to London. You can't even see the city from the airplane on the way in. It is however probably the least stressful airport in London if not the UK.
More about Italy later.
ok ok OK!
The posts are coming. Give me a bit. Traveling without wifi is annoying at best.
I will be in Paris this evening but in the meantime I'm somewhere nearish London and I have to pack, check out, get into the city and find the Eurostar terminal (St. Pancras, I think). Hopefully during that time I can also find a place to top up my phone so I can actually, ya know, use it again.
I will be in Paris this evening but in the meantime I'm somewhere nearish London and I have to pack, check out, get into the city and find the Eurostar terminal (St. Pancras, I think). Hopefully during that time I can also find a place to top up my phone so I can actually, ya know, use it again.
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